What the hell is this crap?! I just read that "Terms of Service" bullshit, and I still can't see how it makes any fucking sense!
First off, it says some shit about only inviting mother fuckers you know to your page. What the fuck is that?! Why the hell would anyone choose to communicate with people they actually know via social network? Even if I wanted to talk to the assholes I have to see every day (AND I DON'T) I can think of a hundred better ways to do it. This site is only for people who are afraid of telephones? It's only for people who can't figure out how to set up an email account? Sounds like bullshit to me.
How about this? You post some cool, fucked up shit, and cool fucked up people will find it and post more cool shit. Pretty soon you have a site that is actually entertaining instead of some watered down My Space wannabe.
And what the fuck is this shit about no imaginary characters?!!!!! We imaginary characters are citizens too, ass holes! What the fuck?! Do we have to get an imaginary character elected President to get some fucking respect?!! Right now, me, the Cat In The Hat, Batman and Snow White are all working up a class action suit against your bigoted asses! We'll see who gets deleted when when get you guys before the judge!
There is nothing more fun than sneaking into the local orphanage and replacing the Christmas stockings with used jimmies! 
The kids just love shit like that! 
Another fun holiday activity is hacking into the local television channel and broadcasting torture porn in place of the sappy Christmas specials! 
See! I'm not all bad! I got some holiday spirit too! 
Fuckers! In fact, I'm even planing on cooking up a wonderful Christmas dinner for all my friends down at the Bible mission. Those goofs can sure work up an appetite doing all that protesting outside of abortion clinics! It's nice to be able to give them a little something back for all of their hard work!
Oh, and let's not forget the elderly this Christmas season. Share the joy with everyone! 
