Twilight "novels" and movies

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What the hell is this crap? Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make books and movies about horror characters that aren't scary? They might as well make a movie about Count Chocula. Get this, mother fuckers, vampires are supposed to be nasty ass dead things that sleep in fucking piles of dirt and drink blood. Nobody should want to fucking meet one, and nobody should ever want to be one! You want to see glittery pasty faced emo boys, go to a fucking gay bar!