Auto-Erotic Retardation

This shit with the Kung Fu guy has me thinking. If not being able to breathe is such a fucking turn on, then why aren't people with asthma always happy?

I just don't get this kind of shit. When I want to bust a nut I go out and look for somebody who has a pussy. It never occurs to me to go to the hardware store for some rope (unless the chick donating the poon has sharp nails). What the fuck kind of moron would rather sit in a room alone with a rope wrapped around his dick than fuck a pussy?

 

 

Dick + pussy = ejaculation.

 

 

 

 

Dick + rope = retarded

You wouldn't think I'd have to point out that a pussy just might be better than a fucking rope considering pussy is better than EVERYTHING.

On a brighter note, New Orleans is still Murder Capitol of the USA! We're down one murder from this time last year, but that was only because I was too drunk to catch that jogger the other day. Keep up the good work N.O.!!