Today's Multiply History Lesson: Dianna's "Dad" Is A Fag!
It's not something I like to talk about, but back in 1959 Dianna's dad made a grab for my cock while I was pissing in the urinal in the john at Joe's House Of Muff And Discount Burger Barn. It's true! The guy wanted to jerk me off! The guy looked just like Don Knots, except he was always grinning, and as he reached for my love poll, his pants were down!
I went all Friday The 13th on his ass and beat him to a bloody quivering mess before shoving his head in the toilet.
I didn't find out until many
years later that he had lived and had somehow managed to scoop up the nut I blew while I was smashing his face in with his shoe. Storing the precious load of Bunny DNA in his ass, he made it outside to the back alley where he paid a hooker for sex and MANAGED TO IMPREGNATE HER WITH MY JIZZ!
That's right, folks! I am Dianna's biological father! I'm still going to bone her though, as soon as she can scrape up that $100. A Bunny has to eat.
Today's Multiply History Lesson: Dianna's "Dad" Is A Fag! 
