Thursday, July 22, 2010

76 Years Ago Today

It was 76 years ago today that John Dillinger ( or somebody who looked like him) was executed on a sweltering night in Chicago. Was it Dillinger who bought it out side the Biograph Theater that night? The FBI says yes, but they have yet to explain how the guy managed to change his eye color after death, or grow extra teeth.
One thing everyone seems to agree on though is whoever died that night didn't have a chance. There was no attempt to take him alive. The saw him, and they shot him. None of this "Stop or we'll shoot stuff."
The only federal warrant on this guy was for taking a stolen car across state lines. He had never been convicted of a murder, and had only been accused of one, shooting a cop in self defense. Most witness were unsure if it even was Dillinger who was the one who shot the cop, or even if he was there at all that day. Most witnesses also claimed whoever it was who killed that cop  had returned fire, but had  aimed low.
Dillinger was a bank robber who put people in danger with his antics, and hung out with murderers, but he never shot a man in the back, something "the good guys" didn't hesitate to do on the night of July 22, 1934.
Dillinger: Dead or Alive?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Legs Diamond DOA

Sure, we all know about Jack "Legs" Diamond. The guy bounced back from four hit attempts before finally taking a few fatal slugs in the head. The thing we don't know is who gave the order that sent this famous bootlegger on the long dirt nap.
Most people assumed it was his old pal Dutch Schultz who finally found some bullets that wouldn't bounce off of Legs, but there are rumors it may not have been the Dutchman, or anyone else in the rackets. In 1974, author William Kennedy quoted Albany Democratic party boss Dan O’Connell as saying that he sent Albany police to execute Diamond. Seems this guy had a low tolerance for guys like Legs and wasn't worried about things like laws when it came to keeping his town racket free. Or maybe he just didn't want any competition. Either way Dutch was pleased.
Jack 'Legs' Diamond: Anatomy of a Gangster

Music To Run Over Stray Animals And Small Children By


The GhastlyOnes

Dig surf music? Like your tunes with a dash of creepiness? Then these boys might have the sound for you.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Mickey Spillane

"Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar." Mickey Spillane

Mickey Spillane! I never met the guy, but I'm sure we would have hit it off. This guy could churn out the yarns! His Mike Hammer novels are great, but my favorite was one called The Long Wait. When ever I wasn't busy greasing the hand rails in the handicapped stall at the truck stop, or pissing in the gold fish tank at Walmart, I would be often perusing one of Mickey's fine tomes. Rest In Peace, pal!
Mickey on IMDB

Cory Doctorow??!!!!


I write like
Cory Doctorow
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According to this website I found I write like somebody named Cory Doctorow! I guess the guy never wrote any books about exploding heads or naked hookers tied to pool tables because I never heard of him.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Human Centipede!

Whoa! Everybody was bitching because Hollywood keeps churning out shitty remakes, and never does anything original. Now we get this! I'm pretty sure nobody has used this material before. I'm pretty sure nobody else ever will. IMBD


New Orleans


I was tooling around the city in my Bunnymobile yesterday, when I decided to drive past the spot where Alvin Karpis got nabbed by the Feds. Not much to see there, so it was off to look up Oswald's old digs over on Magazine, and then back down Canal to Metarie to drive by Carlos Marcello's house.
A lot of shit went on down here, but I suppose our big claim to fame, crime-wise, would be that this was the place where the plot to hit Kennedy was hatched. Sure, I know the Warren Commission claimed Oswald acted alone, but that same report also said Carlos Marcello was just an innocent tomato salesman.
I ended my tour back in the French Quarter on Bourbon. Right there above the Voodoo shop is the place where a guy killed his girlfriend and ate her. Gotta love this town! 
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