Saturday, July 17, 2010

Superhero Movie Costumes

What is this crap?!


They just released a photo of the new Green Lantern Costume from the new movie. He's got the mask and the big funky lantern symbol on his chest, but I don't remember Green Lantern having all those glowing lines stuck all over him. And what's that shit made of? He looks like he's wearing a rubber muscle suit. In the comics it always looked like the super guys painted their suits on. In the movies they look like they bought a hot glue gun from the craft store and tried to turn themselves into an after school project. Spider-Man now has rubber webs stuck on his costume instead of black painted lines, and even Superman is going around with a big "S" plaque glued to his chest. It's a good thing these guys have super powers. With every design element of their costumes being 3-D,they wouldn't be able to move otherwise.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Bunny Hole

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Speaking Of Depression Era Crime

If you're interested in the history of crime in America, or just want a good read, check out The Complete Public Enemy Almanac by William J. Helmer and Rick Mattix. Crime fans should recognize both these names for some of the other books they've churned out and for things like this cool ass website: Gangsters And Outlaws
This book pretty much covers it all. The Bibliography alone is worth the price of admission.

The Price Of Fame


I always liked the old school gangsters and outlaws. These new guys got no class. You look at the Fed's Most Wanted list, and it looks like somebody was taking pictures of guys on skid row on casual day. Bums. Back in the day a criminal knew how to dress. What's the point of raking in the dough if you still go around like you can't carry change because of the holes in your pockets?

And most of these current guys are just plain nut jobs. Back in the 20s and 30s, you had guys who robbed and killed, but they didn't usually do it because the dog told them to do it.

Of all the depression era criminals, two stand out above all the rest. There's nobody more famous than Al Capone and John Dillinger. Guys who have never heard of Dutch Schultz or Baby Face Nelson can usually tell you something about these guys. Think of gangster, and you think of Capone. Think of bank robber, and you see Dillinger (or Jessie James if you're into the whole cowboy thing.) These guys are legends now, but they were already famous while they were alive. How many gangsters do you know who hold press conferences and make the cover of Time like Capone? They were stars. That is why we remember them, and that is why they went down. Were either of these guys the most evil or dangerous in their line of work? Far from it. Dillinger would offer his hostages taxi fair and let them wear his coat if it was cold. Capone fed thousands of people during the depression and even paid the medical bills for innocent bystanders wounded when a rival gang tried to rub him out. No, these guys became targets because they did things in a big loud way.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Welcome To The Bunny Hole!



Yawn. I've found something new to play with. In between bouts of drunken violence and dodging the police I'll try to post something here.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Freedom

Think you're free? Think that just because you live in America you get to be your own person and are the master of your own fate? Think again.

Truth is, if you're broke you don't have the means to pursue your dreams, unless your dream is to sit under the overpass with a cardboard sign and a bag of butts you collected off the parking lot. If you have a job you just might be even worse off, having a roof over you while you sleep, but not much, not even time.

You could get arrested. Then you'd have a roof over your head and plenty of time to pump iron and read books about accounting and shit.

So, find some way to get enough green to buy some dope and booze ( stealing it works best) and don't worry about any of that "getting a head" crap they pump you full of in school.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Peace And Love

Give me a piece and I'll love you for as long as it takes me to get a nut.

So, what the fuck has been going on in Bunnyland? Not fucking much! Things used to be more fucking exciting. Back in the 20s and 30s it was all about gang wars and whores. The 40s kinda dragged, but in the 50s we had hot rods and freaky beatnik chicks. The 60s were just chock full of drugs and "free love."

Except for muscle cars and punk, the 70s sucked, and the 80s were total shit. From then on it's all been down hill. I FUCKING WANT SOME FUCKING EXCITEMENT!!!!!! Most of the "musicians" out today sound like fag versions of Pat Boone, and television has gone from shitty shows to shitty hour long commercials. And what about drugs? Does anybody even try to come up with anything that does something new?

There is one ray of light though. They call it The Human Centipede! Reminds me of some parties I've been to!