* Homos go from being outsiders to being mainstream bores as everyone ruses to kiss their asses this election year. Now deprived of their anti-establishment creds, they can no longer hang with the cool outsider people or have movies about them seem to be subversive or cutting edge.
*Republicans continue to self destruct to the point they are now hated by anyone who does not have several hundred thousand in the bank, or who does not believe Adam and Eve had a dinosaur farm.
*I stole a fishing poll. I still hate fish and all things that are concerned with them in anyway, but having a fishing poll with you when the cops catch you out in a boat at 2AM means they might buy your story and not drag the lake.