Tuesday, December 16, 2008

XMas Fun!

There is nothing more fun than sneaking into the local orphanage and replacing the Christmas stockings with used jimmies! The kids just love shit like that!

Another fun holiday activity is hacking into the local television channel and broadcasting torture porn in place of the sappy Christmas specials!

See! I'm not all bad! I got some holiday spirit too! Fuckers! In fact, I'm even planing on cooking up a wonderful Christmas dinner for all my friends down at the Bible mission. Those goofs can sure work up an appetite doing all that protesting outside of abortion clinics! It's nice to be able to give them a little something back for all of their hard work!Oh, and let's not forget the elderly this Christmas season. Share the joy with everyone!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Wanted: New Santa

Got 'em! I used one of the freaks from the Quarter to lure Santa off into the woods with the promise of gay sex, then I dropped a brick on his head, hauled him back to the Bunny Hole, and cruxcified his fat ass!


Now we need some other sucker to fill his spot.

So far the only people to show any interest in the position are Captain Kirk, A creepy guy who likes to go to funerals of people he didn't know, and a midget cop who likes to pee on the people he arrests.








Oh, and this guy. Don't ask me what the fuck he's supposed to be.

Sunday, December 14, 2008


Bush was a lousy President, but he must have been great at dodge ball. Kinda makes you wonder about those secret service guys though. They let the guy launch both shoes at Bush's head before they stepped in.

In response to the attack, President Elect Obama has decided to fire the White House Security Team and replace them with something more effective.

And in related news, John McCain revealed he has little respect for Obama's cabinet picks, and that if he had been elected he would have filled those posts with colorful breakfast cereal mascots. I wonder what Frankenberry would have been in charge of?

Saturday, December 13, 2008


I've been at war with this bitch for years! The lard ass thinks he's all that just because he gets a real holiday while I'm stuck with one nobody gives a fuck about! One year I captured the fat fuck and a bunch of his freakish elves and imprisoned them in a cell. After about a week I figured the bastard wouldn't be so fat and jolly. When I went back to check on him there were no elves. The bastard had eaten them! This prick has no love for anybody. He later escaped by using the bones of his dead elves to pick the lock. The really horrible part is, when I went to clean up the elf remains I found he had fucked them all before he killed and ate them! There was crusty Santa cum all over their little dead asses! FUCK SANTA!

Monday, December 8, 2008


Let's put the "X" back in Xmas!

Terms Of Service

What the hell is this crap?! I just read that "Terms of Service" bullshit, and I still can't see how it makes any fucking sense!
First off, it says some shit about only inviting mother fuckers you know to your page. What the fuck is that?! Why the hell would anyone choose to communicate with people they actually know via social network? Even if I wanted to talk to the assholes I have to see every day (AND I DON'T) I can think of a hundred better ways to do it. This site is only for people who are afraid of telephones? It's only for people who can't figure out how to set up an email account? Sounds like bullshit to me.
How about this? You post some cool, fucked up shit, and cool fucked up people will find it and post more cool shit. Pretty soon you have a site that is actually entertaining instead of some watered down My Space wannabe.
And what the fuck is this shit about no imaginary characters?!!!!! We imaginary characters are citizens too, ass holes! What the fuck?! Do we have to get an imaginary character elected President to get some fucking respect?!! Right now, me, the Cat In The Hat, Batman and Snow White are all working up a class action suit against your bigoted asses! We'll see who gets deleted when when get you guys before the judge!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

New Bunny Bucks!

The shitty economy ain't bothering me! Who needs their money? I just print my own! Of course I had to fix it up a little. I got tired of all those dead presidents stinking up my wallet.

New Bunny Security System!

I've had to take drastic steps to keep the assholes out of The Bunny Hole! Try to delete me now, jack offs!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Hell yeah-Bloodhound gang

Sex Pistols - Bodies

The Passenger - Iggy Pop and The Stooges 70's

The Flying Lizards - Money (Live)





PhotobucketI'm pissed! After all I've done to promote this shitty place, Multiply deleted my beautiful bunny page! I expect that kind of Nazi bullshit over on Yahoo, but I had hoped this joint was a little less fucked up!Photobucket

PhotobucketSo, they deleted me. Big fucking deal! Yahoo 360 deleted me about ten thousand fucking times and I was always back on in about half a minute. PhotobucketAll the bastards managed to accomplish was to piss me off. So, FUCK MULTIPLY!  Now the gloves are off, bitches!!!!Photobucket