Monday, April 19, 2010

American Idol Rocks!

Not really. In fact American Idol sucks pretty fucking bad. It makes me want to fucking choke up my liver when I think this is what passes for entertainment in America these days. However that ain't gonna stop me from launching my own version of this shit.

My version will be better though. Instead of having people with no musical talent pretending to sing, I'm going to have people with no limbs try to copulate with chicks in plastic bags! For added fun the bags will be suspended just a few feet higher than they can reach. The winner gets a cd of something that features real musicians playing real musical instruments.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Tea Time

I like these Tea Bagger assholes. By forming a group, and all hanging out together, they've made it easier for us to throw shit at them! Thanks freaks! Now I don't have to smell you to see if you are a jackass before I spit on you. You are carrying a big sign that lets us all know you are a jackass and a moron.

 When you have people voting, with no clue as to what is real and what is bullshit, it kinda puts democracy in a bad light. I hear shit about "tax and spend Democrats" when the fact is no Republican controlled administration since 1945 has cut spending. Only Regan showed an increase in the GDP during his term, and he increased the deficit by trillions of dollars. They are liars, and they suck ass!

Oh, and if you vote for these dicks because of social issues, like abortion, guess what? They fucked up the economy, and we still have legal abortions. How'd that work out for you?



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Monday, April 5, 2010


By making a killer bunny robot out of some chicken bones and my own feces, I was able to escape from my captor! So ends another year of Easter Hell! Now I can go back to the usual routine of drunken orgies and sadistic pranks. You know it just isn't funny if it doesn't leave permanent emotional scars!



I think this might be a good time to check on the army of crack addicted clowns I hired to help me pass out the Easter joy this year. I really don't give a fuck how well they did their

job, but I want to be sure I'm not around when they come looking to get paid. Fucking stupid ass clowns!  

Sunday, April 4, 2010

My Easter Nightmare!

I'm posting this from some chick's house while she is out looking for bunny food. I stopped by to do my Easter thing, and the crazy bitch thought I was part of her Easter surprise. Now she has me  trapped and wants to feed me lettuce and shit! If anybody is in Bangpor Alaska and has a bazooka, COME GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!