Sunday, November 28, 2010
The best way to save on Xmas shopping is to go out and invest in a rod and use it to make some withdraws. Or better yet, use it to shut up anybody who asks you for a fucking gift.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
On the flip side, girls are sprouting boobs earlier. By the time most of them hit 14 they look like full grown women. It's getting so you can't tell the 14 and the 40 year olds apart! What does this mean? It means that, because chicks look better longer, they accumulate a lot more miles on the cat. Guys hit it earlier, more often and longer. So, even though they might look OK, you still have to trade them in just as often as you did before. Hell, with so many decent looking chicks out there it's almost your duty to get to as many of them as you can.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
L'instict De MortOne of the last big time crooks with a sense of style, this guy has been called the French Dillinger. There are some common points to both of theri stories. Both were fond of spectacular escapes, were conscious of their public image, and both were executed by the cops. Mesrine, however tended to be a bit more vicious. Where Dillinger tried to avoid killing people, Mesrine seems to have had no qualms about sending somebody on the long dirt nap. Mesrine was also a lot better at disguising himself, even earning the title of "man of a hundred faces." Dillinger couldn't change his look with plastic surgery.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
This was a great flick, but I think they owe me some money. For years I've been using my special blend of Bunny Herbs and Spices to go into people's dreams. Wanna know why George W. Bush couldn't string together a sentence? It's because I went into his head and erased all the punctuation. I was going to go back and jack all his vowels, but I couldn't stand all that creepy empty space in there. Ever wonder why the giant, anthropomorphic bunny never gets picked in a line up after a crime spree? Now you know. I haven't had to threaten a witness in years.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I don't know what's sicker, the fact this clown gets conjugal visits, or the fact he was able to find a broad willing to show up for them. He should be strapped to a chair like Alex in A Clockwork Orange and be forced to listen to Yoko's discography until his head explodes. I'd let Manson out before this guy.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Awhile back they made like George Lucas and spruced it up with additional footage and effects. Sometimes that kind of shit sticks out like a sore thumb, but not here. It all fits in where it should and makes the movie even better. It's hard to imagine that "spider walk" bit wasn't in it from the start.
The book ain't bad either, but, like The Godfather, the film has kind of turned it into a footnote.
The Exorcist (The Version You've Never Seen)
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Who the hell watches this crap? No matter how loaded I might be at 1:00 AM, I'm not going to sit there and watch some guy try and sell me an orange juice maker.