
First off, I'd like to mention that when a cop asks you why you think he pulled you over "Because you're a dick" is not the correct answer. Just something I learned the hard way today that I thought I'd share. Now on to today's topic: The Zodiac Killer!
Why do I think this guy is better than Ted Bundy
or any of those other guys? For one, THE GUY DIDN'T GET CAUGHT! No matter how many people these other jackasses took out they are still failures because they got busted. If you're going over a list of homicidal maniacs, all the ones listed by their real names are losers. If you see
some fucked up shit like Zodiac, or The Fish Hook Up The Nose Killer, you know those are the guys who won the game. Guys like Bundy never even made it to the play offs. Another reason this guy gets high marks is because HE WASN'T JUST ANOTHER SEX KILLER. He didn't waste time jerking off on the victim's shoes. He just came in, removed their lives, and rolled out. Nothing says
BORING like another sex crime. We want our fiends to be insidious masterminds, not brain damaged perverts. And then there is the costume! This guy went to the trouble to whip up his very own super villain 
So, if you see this guy, tell him I said he did a good job, and remind him he owes me for the ammo he used back in '69. That acid I traded it for was lame.