Fatty Replaced By Robot?!

My perverted pal, Tony,AKA Fatty Smells, has been acting kinda weird lately. I strongly suspect his ex and her boyfriend, Mr. Twitchy (Pictured at left)have done away with Fatty and replaced him with a robot. Now, instead of crawling around the French Quarter on all fours and in the nude, begging strange men to masturbate on his ass, he keeps his clothes on. Before I see about putting his mug on a milk carton, I need to be sure the real Fatty is MIA. Everybody who sees him ( or the robot that looks like him) should urinate on him. If it is a robot it will short out. If it is the real deal he will take off his pants and drop to his knees!

Another Easter

Arrgh! It's that time of year again! Easter! I FUCKING HATE FUCKING EASTER!!!!! I hate the fucking eggs. I hate the fucking candy. I hate the shitty baskets filled with shitty fake grass. I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!

This year, I've decided to change things up a bit. Just for the hell of it, I have decided to replace all of those colored eggs with hairballs and used tampons. Just think of the fun junior will have trying to eat that shit! And, as an added bonus, each Easter basket will be personally delivered by a morbidly obese hooker! She, of course, be completely naked except for whatever bandages are necessary to cover her lesions and track marks. For a small fee, each of my unwashed and unshaved Easter assistants will linger at your home to service dad (or mom) while the little ones sift through their baskets of broken glass and razor blades in search of those delicious sanitary napkins! It doesn't get any better than this!

Some Old Bullshit

Some people have been asking about some of the bunny toons I've spewed out over the years, so I decided to dig some up. Most of them involve Fatty getting killed or humilated in some way, so I'm sure they're still relevant.