My perverted pal, Tony,AKA Fatty Smells, has been acting kinda weird lately. I strongly suspect his ex and her boyfriend, Mr. Twitchy (Pictured at left)have done away with Fatty and replaced him with a robot. Now, instead of crawling around the French Quarter on all fours and in the nude, begging strange men to masturbate on his ass, he keeps his clothes on. Before I see about putting his mug on a milk carton, I need to be sure the real Fatty is MIA. Everybody who sees him ( or the robot that looks like him) should urinate on him. If it is a robot it will short out. If it is the real deal he will take off his pants and drop to his knees!
My perverted pal, Tony,AKA Fatty Smells, has been acting kinda weird lately. I strongly suspect his ex and her boyfriend, Mr. Twitchy (Pictured at left)have done away with Fatty and replaced him with a robot. Now, instead of crawling around the French Quarter on all fours and in the nude, begging strange men to masturbate on his ass, he keeps his clothes on. Before I see about putting his mug on a milk carton, I need to be sure the real Fatty is MIA. Everybody who sees him ( or the robot that looks like him) should urinate on him. If it is a robot it will short out. If it is the real deal he will take off his pants and drop to his knees! 
I think you should stick with the robot.
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