Sunday, April 15, 2012

Fatty Replaced By Robot?!

My perverted pal, Tony,AKA Fatty Smells, has been acting kinda weird lately. I strongly suspect his ex and her boyfriend, Mr. Twitchy (Pictured at left)have done away with Fatty and replaced him with a robot. Now, instead of crawling around the French Quarter on all fours and in the nude, begging strange men to masturbate on his ass, he keeps his clothes on. Before I see about putting his mug on a milk carton, I need to be sure the real Fatty is MIA. Everybody who sees him ( or the robot that looks like him) should urinate on him. If it is a robot it will short out. If it is the real deal he will take off his pants and drop to his knees!