After going to all the trouble to set up my latest evil plan using subliminal messages, I found subliminal messages don't work! That's right, it's all bullshit! It's a good thing I found this out so I could abandon my plans and never try to use subliminal messages to take over all of your minds.
In fact I'm turning over a whole new leaf! From now on I'm going to be a paragon of sweetness and 
