It's a good thing I found this out so I could abandon my plans and never try to use subliminal messages to take over all of your minds.
In fact I'm turning over a whole new leaf! From now on I'm going to be a paragon of sweetness and
WHAT A WAY TO PUSS OUT I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
Wait, you're not gonna ... what? I ... I thought I knew you. I ... thought ... well, we were so perfect together. *clutches chest* *stumbled overdramatically against the door frame* I don't know if I can take this! *slaps hand over mouth, gulps back a sob and bolts*
I dont know Fluff, I have an uncontrolable urge to send you my credit card number.MUST RESIST!