Thursday, December 17, 2009

Twilight "novels" and movies

What the hell is this crap? Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make books and movies about horror characters that aren't scary? They might as well make a movie about Count Chocula. Get this, mother fuckers, vampires are supposed to be nasty ass dead things that sleep in fucking piles of dirt and drink blood. Nobody should want to fucking meet one, and nobody should ever want to be one! You want to see glittery pasty faced emo boys, go to a fucking gay bar!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009


Why is it this ass clown gets all the good press? The guy is a fucking amateur! He sucks! This goof is so doped up on shit he can't even get his dick hard unless he is getting jerked off by one of those freaky midgets he hangs with!


Last year I tried to make peace with the guy, if only for the sake of business. What does he do? He

comes down here and stinks up the place with his shitty ass Christmas bullshit! Half the pussy on Bourbon smells like fucking gingerbread now thanks to that ass hole! I fucking HATE gingerbread!!!

And on top of that, the guy

doesn't even like pussy! He's a fucking queer! He just went around shoving his candy cane into the local snatch so it would be ruined for me! Who the hell wants to bang a chick Santa has been in?! He's had that dick in those dogs he likes to pretend are flying deer! He even tried to bust a cap in the guy who distributes crack- laden smokes outside of the grade schools for me! This time I'm going all out ostfront on his ass! This time it's war!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tiger's Wood

So Tiger Woods went out and got himself some strange. Big fucking deal! I don't get why these entertainment and sports types feel the need to issue a statement saying how fucking sorry they are every time they get busted. How about just telling People Magazine and the rest of the vultures to fuck off? Why is it the public thinks they have the right to be all up in a mother fucker's business just because he made a movie or hit a home run? If somebody came up to me and expected me to apologise every time I screwed a bitch my standard response would be to kick them in the fucking head!

Now hear this! From now on all celebrities will stop being pussies and start telling the

press to fuck off and mind their own fucking business!

Fucking wimpy ass celebrities!