Thursday, December 17, 2009

Twilight "novels" and movies

What the hell is this crap? Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make books and movies about horror characters that aren't scary? They might as well make a movie about Count Chocula. Get this, mother fuckers, vampires are supposed to be nasty ass dead things that sleep in fucking piles of dirt and drink blood. Nobody should want to fucking meet one, and nobody should ever want to be one! You want to see glittery pasty faced emo boys, go to a fucking gay bar!


  1. I still fucking love Twilight... even though this is funny as hell!

    *tugs a bunny ear*

  2. I'm waiting for them to remake The Creature From The Black Lagoon as an underwater ballet. Fucking fruits!

  3. Nah, they're planning on turning it into a Broadway Musical.

  4. I thought it sucked ass, the g/f netflixed it because I like scary movies.
    I loved the Creature from the Black Lagoon when I was a kid.

    We netflixed "Dead/Girl" the other day, I was disappointed give it 2 stars max.

  5. Good luck finding one! I'm fucking sick of zombies, torture flicks that pretend to be clever but aren't, emo vampires, werewolves that look like dogs, and ghosts of little kids. And I'm really fucking sick of remakes of movies that came out fucking yesterday! It used to be all we got was lame ass sequels. Now all we get are lame ass remakes! Shit that was really good and came out 70 years ago is fair game, but who the fuck wants
    to see a remake of some shit that came out last week?

  6. Now a scary movie is Mama Mia.