Monday, March 30, 2009

Bummer!

After going to all the trouble to set up my latest evil plan using subliminal messages, I found subliminal messages don't work! That's right, it's all bullshit!

It's a good thing I found this out so I could abandon my plans and never try to use subliminal messages to take over all of your minds.

In fact I'm turning over a whole new leaf! From now on I'm going to be a paragon of sweetness and

purity! No more murder extortion or any of that other horrible stuff! Yes sir, from now on I am all about love and peace and all that other shit. You can trust me.

4 comments:

  1. WHAT A WAY TO PUSS OUT I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU

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  2. Wait, you're not gonna ... what? I ... I thought I knew you. I ... thought ... well, we were so perfect together. *clutches chest* *stumbled overdramatically against the door frame* I don't know if I can take this! *slaps hand over mouth, gulps back a sob and bolts*

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  3. I dont know Fluff, I have an uncontrolable urge to send you my credit card number.

    MUST RESIST!

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