Sunday, June 10, 2012

2012 Half Time Review

It's half-time for 2012, and so far it's been a pretty shitty game. The only ones to score have been the cannibal killers who have gone all out this year. Here are some of the highlights:

* Homos go from being outsiders to being mainstream bores as everyone ruses to kiss their asses this election year. Now deprived of their anti-establishment creds, they can no longer hang with the cool outsider people or have movies about them seem to be subversive or cutting edge.

*Republicans continue to self destruct to the point they are now hated by anyone who does not have several hundred thousand in the bank, or who does not believe Adam and Eve had a dinosaur farm.

*A CGI Hulk struck a blow for all cartoons when he out acted all live performers who ever appeared in films ever. 

*I stole a fishing poll. I still hate fish and all things that are concerned with them in anyway, but having a fishing poll with you when the cops catch you out in a boat at 2AM means they might buy your story and not drag the lake. 

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