There is nothing more fun than sneaking into the local orphanage and replacing the Christmas stockings with used jimmies! The kids just love shit like that!
Another fun holiday activity is hacking into the local television channel and broadcasting torture porn in place of the sappy Christmas specials!
See! I'm not all bad! I got some holiday spirit too! Fuckers! In fact, I'm even planing on cooking up a wonderful Christmas dinner for all my friends down at the Bible mission. Those goofs can sure work up an appetite doing all that protesting outside of abortion clinics! It's nice to be able to give them a little something back for all of their hard work!Oh, and let's not forget the elderly this Christmas season. Share the joy with everyone!