Sunday, December 14, 2008

Duck!

Bush was a lousy President, but he must have been great at dodge ball. Kinda makes you wonder about those secret service guys though. They let the guy launch both shoes at Bush's head before they stepped in.

In response to the attack, President Elect Obama has decided to fire the White House Security Team and replace them with something more effective.

And in related news, John McCain revealed he has little respect for Obama's cabinet picks, and that if he had been elected he would have filled those posts with colorful breakfast cereal mascots. I wonder what Frankenberry would have been in charge of?

4 comments:

  1. WHEN THE DICK IS A PRICK YA GOTTA LEARN TO DUCK LOL

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  2. Bush is pretty spritey for an old fuck, isn't he?

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  3. M.O.D. - Cap'n Crunch!



    I think Cap n Crunch should be promoted to Admiral.


    S.o.d - Milk

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