Got 'em! I used one of the freaks from the Quarter to lure Santa off into the 
woods with the promise of gay sex, then I dropped a brick on his head, hauled him back to the Bunny Hole, and cruxcified his fat ass!
Now we need some other sucker to fill his spot.
So far the only people to show any interest in the position are Captain Kirk, A creepy guy who likes to go to funerals of people he didn't 
know, and a midget cop who likes to pee on the people he arrests.
Oh, and this guy.
Don't ask me what the fuck he's supposed to be. 
WELL FINE BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO SIT ON THIER LAP OF MY OWN FREE WILL
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ReplyDeleteI love the Kirk pic...I needed a laugh today.
For 364 days of the year the "Brothers-in-Red" practice what they preach except just outside of Slidell where they have a shrine for Fatty the original Saint Nick....Ho Ho Ho....
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