Internet Gangsterism!

Be on the lookout for a new version of an old scam. You get a warning saying you got some fucked up virus shit on your PC. It all looks like an official Windows message. You click on the shit and it downloads an anti-virus program THAT PROCEEDS TO FUCK UP YOUR COMPUTER UNTIL YOU PAY THEM FIFTY BUCKS TO DOWNLOAD THE FULL VERSION! It's a fucking protection racket in digital form!

Not a bad idea, but not as fun as the virus that turns your cursor into a cartoon dick.