Monday, March 29, 2010

Easter Sucks!

I fucking hate being the fucking Easter Bunny! I've been almost enjoying myself, listening to the screwballs on Fox cry like little bitches because of health care, and now I have to stop what I'm doing and go paint some fucking eggs!

Knowing how much I despise children, you might wonder how I could be for something like health care. It's because the Republicans hate it, that's why! I want to be the one who ruins every one's life! Me! What fun is it to shatter dreams if the Republicans have already beat me to it? I want everyone to be well off and happy so when I suck the joy out of their lives it will fucking mean something!

7 comments:

  1. Jesus Christ Bunny, Lets just make this all about you!

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  2. Whew! Lots of crazy going on here.

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  3. They said I raped a cat once, but it was a mistake. I thought it was an otter.

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  4. Fucking crybaby.

    Now gimme some goddamn chocolate, bitch.

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  5. That's the guy I hired to pass out eggs for me last year. I tried to pay him in stale peeps and for some reason he got pissed. Some people are just shitty ingrates!

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