I fucking hate being the fucking 
Easter Bunny! I've been almost enjoying myself, listening to the screwballs on Fox cry like little bitches because of health care, and now I have to stop what I'm doing and go paint some fucking eggs!
Knowing how much I despise children, you might wonder how I could be for something like health care. It's because the Republicans hate it, that's why! I want to be the one who ruins every one's life! Me! 
What fun is it to shatter dreams if the Republicans have already beat me to it? I want everyone to be well off and happy so when I suck the joy out of their lives it will fucking mean something! 
Jesus Christ Bunny, Lets just make this all about you!
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ReplyDeleteThey said I raped a cat once, but it was a mistake. I thought it was an otter.
ReplyDeleteFucking crybaby.
ReplyDeleteNow gimme some goddamn chocolate, bitch.
EB's gay page! I found it! Woot!
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That's the guy I hired to pass out eggs for me last year. I tried to pay him in stale peeps and for some reason he got pissed. Some people are just shitty ingrates!
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