Saturday, July 21, 2012

Shooting Batman

Why is it evey time some nut ball looses the pin that holds his brains in and takes out a bunch of people everyone wants to put society on lock down? One guy in Siberia goes on a rampage, and suddenly they are frisking little kids in Batman masks in Atlanta. The guy who did it is in jail. It's over. We don't need the metal detectors at the box office.

People don't like to think other people just do shit for no good reason. They like to connect dots that aren't there and end up making bars for everyone else to live behind. The guy used guns, so they say his ability to get guns caused it all and we need to ban them. He did it at a Batman movie, so they say Batman movies inspire insanity and should be banned. I HATE BANNERS! STOP TRYING TO BAN SHIT!

If the guy didn't have guns he could have crashed a truck into the lobby or set the whole fucking place on fire. He could have got a job there and slipped some rat poison in the popcorn butter.

And as for action movies inspiring maddness, let's look at the stats. Millions of people go to see these Batman movies. Millions. Even if one guy was inspired by one of the films to go on a kill spree, that's still one guy out of millions. Maybe it has more to do with that one guy than it does the fucking movie. Besides, chances are this guy didn't go screwy because he liked hated Batman. Chances are he decided to shoot up a Batman movie because Batman is popular and attaching his crime to The Dark Knight Rises would get him plenty of attention. Everybody wants to be part of a winning team, even mad killers. Regan didn't get shot because the Hinkley hated his politics. Lennon didn't get shot because Chapman got hives when he listened to Imagine. These guys targeted them because they were important to other people. They did it for attention. Right now the most popular guy around happens to be a fictional character, so the guy had to settle for killing his fans.

So don't blame guns, don't blame Hollywood, and don't blame the weird nerd in the Riddler costume. The only thing we need to ban here is homicidal retards. BTW, The movie rocks. Go see that shit, and stop being a pussy. Sure, going to the movies didn't work out too well for Dillinger, but I'm pretty sure you'll be safe.

 

9 comments:

  1. I heard it's the best movie in the series. It's sure getting some interesting press. First the Bain thing, then the shooting spree. I'll probably go see it even though I usually hate Hollywood stuff.

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  2. That's part of the beauty of Nolan's films. He's managed to make Hollywood blockbusters that aren't just fluff and formula. It's almost subversive when something intelligent makes it big with the mainstream.

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  3. You can only die once. I'm going to see it. I think I'll leave the girls at home though.

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  4. Ever since that Cock Sucker Bush lied us into 2 fuckin wars the Government has gone insane. They have used FEAR as a weapon of mass destruction of our civil liberties.

    Fuck all law inforcement agencies!

    Since 9/11 little fucking hick towns of say 3,000 - 4,000 people now have mini tanks, SWAT teams. One of my neighboring towns just got a shit load of 2,000$ plus riot helments, *made in Germany BTW* never been a fuckin riot anywhere close.
    Now that they have them there going to need to find a reason to use em.

    I live in the country West side of MI, our population is under 800 people, we have 2 cops, yes 2, and the other day I seen one of them going out to his patrol car carring a fucking maching gun, no shit. No crime to mention of here, ocassional B&E, supposively meth labs out in the woods, I do know a lot of very good Mary Jane is grown in the in the local forest.
    Come October the town will be flooded with some kick-ass weed.

    Back to the Hero`s, Um I mean the scumbag`s in law inforcement.
    My son called me today, he lives in the Detroit area w/ his mom, he was recently stopped for tresspassing by taking a short cut across the rail road tracks in town, The R/R cops questioned him for a half hour, frisked him and went through his backpack, my boy`s like WTF?, these fucks have the same authority as Homeland security. Back when I was a kid they`d just yell at you to get out of here, although I always heard stories of them having shotguns shooting people w/ rocksalt. Not sure if that was all B.S. or not.

    Ok, completely off topic, I`ll leave you all with a HAIL BATMAN you comic book nerds.
    I`ll wait till it`s on cable, havent been to a movie theater since "The Blair Witch Project" or maybe "Snow Day" w/ Chris Elliott, took my son.

    Hey, Chris Elliott is fucking funny. Anyone remember the early days of FOX network?, he had a series called "Get a Life", 30 year old paperboy living with his parents, and who didnt just love "Cabin Boy".

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109361/

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  5. I used to dig that "Get A Life" show. The shit was silly but in a subversive way. I thought the shit Elliott did on Letterman was a hoot too.

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  6. And yes, Bush is a cock sucker. I always thought it was funny that the same mother fuckers who bitch about too much government when it comes to slapping rules on the greedy corporate vampires are OK with it when things start to look like a police state. As long as it doesn't involve money, they don't give a fuck. Tax a millionaire and they want a fucking revolution, but put armed goons and spy cameras on every corner and they don't even notice.

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