What the fuck?!! Do you have any idea how many 
people still have VCR players?! Shit! I can't even trade one of those things for a fucking six pack! By next Easter you all better have fucking Blue Ray or you won't get the melted chocolate and plastic grass! You fuckers think I'm doing this Easter shit for my fucking health? You think I like having to pollute my eyes with the sight of your cheap ass living rooms? Take your fucking Wal-Mart prints and water sculptures and shove 
them up your fucking asses! Next year have some shit worth stealing or there won't be a fucking Easter, bitches! 
TOR IS SAD BECAUSE EVIL BUNNY THING DID NOT GIVE TOR GOOD EASTER CANDY!
ReplyDeleteSorry it didn't work out for you, bunny. Better luck next year.
ReplyDeleteI notice my vibe's missing ... enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI still have 2 vcrs but there packed away in the basement. I have a box of pornos I might need to view if and when my computer dies. Currently I get all my masturbatory needs from:
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http://www.tube8.com
Cobra's Strike Together!
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