I drank too much last night. The problem is I can't remember what it was I drank so I can do it again. Whatever that shit was, it couldn't have been legal. Now I need to figure out where it snows this time of year, because when I look out the window of this Lincoln ( don't ask) it looks like fucking Christmas. At least somebody left a nice trail so I could find the porta potty.
Hum. Seems like that trail leads right to the trunk of this car.
DAMN!
Looks like I'm gonna need another ride. Something tells me this one is going to be catching on fire real soon.
I't always good to wake-up with a good one i feel sick
ReplyDelete"Shit is a weapon, Monkeys use it. Aim for the eyes."
ReplyDeleteGood info.
Maybe your in Alaska ? If so stop by the Palins and pound one of those slutty daughters.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that I now run the risk of Sarah`s rath.
go for the younger one, bristol's pussy is already wrecked,
ReplyDeleteYeah, but I heard she can open a ketchup bottle with her ass.
ReplyDelete↑ "Honey, - I know it look like cum all over my face but it Snot"
ReplyDeletebetter bring some butter.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe some penicillin.
ReplyDeleteThis is one funny freakshow!
ReplyDeletethat's what she said.
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