I drank too much last night. The problem is I can't remember what it was I drank so I can do it again. Whatever that shit was, it couldn't have been legal.
Now I need to figure out where it snows this time of year, because when I look out the window of this Lincoln ( don't ask) it looks like fucking Christmas. At least somebody left a nice trail so I could find the porta potty.
Looks like I'm gonna need another ride. Something tells me this one is going to be catching on fire real soon.