Tuesday, June 9, 2009


Holy shit! New Orleans mayor, Ray Nagin has been captured by China men! Poor Ray can't even use the phone to call and check up on the latest city council bickering!

Now we are being told the mayor will be detained "indefinitely," and maybe even eaten, if we do not give them the secret of how to grow women with normal sized breasts! Those insidious oriental bastards! No one in New Orleans is normal in any way! Nagin is doomed!

1 comment:

  1. He has been replaced with an android duplicate. No need to thank us.