If ever you go to the parades DO NOT BUY A HOT DOG FROM A CLOWN!!!!
I fucked up and got a fucking hot dog Friday and
spent the next day chained to the fucking toilet! It was pure hell as my fucking guts poured out of my ass non-stop for 24 fucking hours! The only bright spot is the fun I'm going to have shoving those hot dogs up the clown's ass once I track him down.