Sunday, February 22, 2009

Public Service Announcement

If ever you go to the parades DO NOT BUY A HOT DOG FROM A CLOWN!!!!

I fucked up and got a fucking hot dog Friday and

spent the next day chained to the fucking toilet! It was pure hell as my fucking guts poured out of my ass non-stop for 24 fucking hours! The only bright spot is the fun I'm going to have shoving those hot dogs up the clown's ass once I track him down.

5 comments:

  1. HMMMM SOMEHOW THIS MAKES MY NIPPLES HARD

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  2. Just think of how hard they'll be once I post pictures of a mangled dead clown with pork sticking out of his ass.

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  3. Bwahahaha@ vagina repair. Revirginization?

    Why would have eaten the hot dog and not the clown? You're a beautiful mystery, darling. Next time, fork the clown before he forks you.

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  4. Because clowns are filthy creatures who wallow in their own filth and taste like stale sweat from riding with fifty other filthy clowns in those little clown cars. Also, their noses are red because they are full of foul smelling clown snot that is an evolutionary device used to discourage predators. The thing to do with clowns is feed them to someone else.

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  5. Is there anything you don't know? :))

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