Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Another VD

Here we go again! It's that time of year when the card, candy, and flower peddlers make the green. The card guys started the shit. You have to give the bastards credit. They created a holiday with no other purpose than to sell their shitty product. These guys sell fucking pieces of cardboard! Damn! It would be like if I decided to sell handfuls of grass and told everyone that on this one particular day they had to buy some, and they went along with it! The flower and candy guys jumped on board, but they don't get as much credit. They are just leeching off the card guy's idea. Besides, they actually have to produce something to make the money. All the card guys have to do is slap a cartoon heart on a piece  of paper. Valentines Day? They might as well have called it "Send us free money day."

7 comments:

  1. El Luko makes love to many fine ladies. This is expensive day for El Luko!

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  2. In the future there are no cards. There are no trees.

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  3. I love you because I was programed to love you.

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  4. I just send real hearts. You can always find one for free.

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