Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Throw Me Something Mister

It's Mardi Gras time. I hate fucking Mardi Gras! Down here we get drunk and look at tits all year round. We don't need to invite the rest of the fucking world to our party! Sure, tourists are stupid and easy to mug, but there are always tourists. When Mardi Gras comes so do the cops, which actually makes it harder to rob jackasses.


  1. Especially the ones who put those fucking tickets on your windshied! Talk about a fucking racket!