Tea Time

I like these Tea Bagger assholes. By forming a group, and all hanging out together, they've made it easier for us to throw shit at them! Thanks freaks! Now I don't have to smell you to see if you are a jackass before I spit on you. You are carrying a big sign that lets us all know you are a jackass and a moron.

 When you have people voting, with no clue as to what is real and what is bullshit, it kinda puts democracy in a bad light. I hear shit about "tax and spend Democrats" when the fact is no Republican controlled administration since 1945 has cut spending. Only Regan showed an increase in the GDP during his term, and he increased the deficit by trillions of dollars. They are liars, and they suck ass!

Oh, and if you vote for these dicks because of social issues, like abortion, guess what? They fucked up the economy, and we still have legal abortions. How'd that work out for you?

 

 

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Free!

By making a killer bunny robot out of some chicken bones and my own feces, I was able to escape from my captor! So ends another year of Easter Hell! Now I can go back to the usual routine of drunken orgies and sadistic pranks. You know it just isn't funny if it doesn't leave permanent emotional scars!

 

 

I think this might be a good time to check on the army of crack addicted clowns I hired to help me pass out the Easter joy this year. I really don't give a fuck how well they did their

job, but I want to be sure I'm not around when they come looking to get paid. Fucking stupid ass clowns!  

My Easter Nightmare!

I'm posting this from some chick's house while she is out looking for bunny food. I stopped by to do my Easter thing, and the crazy bitch thought I was part of her Easter surprise. Now she has me  trapped and wants to feed me lettuce and shit! If anybody is in Bangpor Alaska and has a bazooka, COME GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

Easter Sucks!

I fucking hate being the fucking Easter Bunny! I've been almost enjoying myself, listening to the screwballs on Fox cry like little bitches because of health care, and now I have to stop what I'm doing and go paint some fucking eggs!

Knowing how much I despise children, you might wonder how I could be for something like health care. It's because the Republicans hate it, that's why! I want to be the one who ruins every one's life! Me! What fun is it to shatter dreams if the Republicans have already beat me to it? I want everyone to be well off and happy so when I suck the joy out of their lives it will fucking mean something!

Check The Bushes!

I'm still laying low after my plan to smuggle pain pills from Mexico in the vaginas of women too nasty to be searched flopped. Seems there are some cops who are willing to wade into anything, no matter how bad it smells.

I would, however like to peek my head out from the undisclosed location where I always hole up when the heat is on, to say goodbye to a guy I knew who just croaked in one of our local hospitals. Kinda makes me almost regret replacing all the plasma with red jello. Sorry, Alex.

Holy fuck! I just found out Davy Crockett dropped too! I can't tell you how much fun I used to have replacing little kid's coonskin hats with real rabid raccoons back in the day! All you had to do was dope the coon up so it would sleep long enough for the kid to put it on, sit back and enjoy the show. It really was a happier time.