Sorry fuckers. No news here. I just wanted to draw you in so I could tell you all about my latest BUNNY BARGIN! I call it ERECTOR VII and all of you will want to get in on this right away once you hear how great this shit is!
All you have to do is send me a bunch money and I'll send you a bag of shit! You smear the shit all over some one you hate, set him on fire, and presto! You get a hard on!
OK, so that idea blows. How about you just send me some fucking money or I'll show up at your fucking house, steal all of your porn, and then put a blindfold on and screw your old lady.