After what seems like a fucking million years they finally opened up the new East bound Twin Span. Sure, the ride is smooth, but the shit is too high. If you were to drop a body off the side people could hear the splash all the way over in fucking Oak Harbor! Cock suckers can't do anything right! The crew working on the shit was pretty fucking weird, so what do you expect? They had to import the guys from Germany since nobody from around here is going to do any fucking work.