Sunday, July 12, 2009

Internet Dating

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I just don't get this shit. Unless somebody was living on an ice berg in the Artic, why would they want to look for people to screw on the fucking Internet? I've heard of mother fuckers traveling hundreds of miles to hook up with some jackass they talked to on line, and didn't even know what they fucking looked like.

Dumb asses! You can get any fucking thing you want at Walmart! Just hang around, and if somebody screw worthy looks at you, go up and talk to them. Shit! It ain't that hard people! And if they turn out to be creepy you won't have traveled  a billion miles before you found it out.

If a person is trolling around the net looking for a mate, chances are it's because they are so fucked up and goofy they can't get it on with anybody who knows them. Either that or they got thrown out of Walmart.

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22 comments:

  1. Lucky LucaniaJuly 12, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    This blog is like a fun house. Things keep jumping out at me.

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  2. dawn cJuly 12, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    speaking of which, when's all the noobz from 360 getting here?

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  3. Easter BunnyJuly 12, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    Chillen just showed up today. I'm sure the rest of the inmates will be transferred soon.

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  4. Sean BJuly 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    I love you in a way that makes me ashamed.

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  5. dreamy slayerJuly 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    i have met 3 ppl off of the internet. i hate walmart so i don't go there. i had to have some place to go to find somebody to fuck me. i am homely AND goofy.

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  6. Sean BJuly 12, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Me too! Maybe we should make a baby and name it Jess Burger Jr! Then we can get a divorce and you can try to run me down in the family car! After that we will both die and be together in heaven!

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  7. Louis BuchalterJuly 12, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    I got 500 new posts clogging up my in box when those dopes switched their blogs over.

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  8. Easter BunnyJuly 12, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    At least you know who to kill.

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  9. Richard .July 12, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    *Winks* @ Dreamy
    It was only 1700 miles each way ;)
    You got to see a homeless dude sleeping on the sidewalk in Detroit, I got to visit the mountains in Montana.
    Im proud to be one of your 3.

    Your certainly not homely AND goofy.

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  10. Richard .July 12, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Bunnys just feeling hurt cause nobody will fly across the country to bang him.

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  11. dreamy slayerJuly 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    thank you richard... i knew you'd come to my defense! LOL... i still have the pic of the homeless dude.

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  12. Easter BunnyJuly 12, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    I get chicks flying across the country all the time, but the only thing they want to bang me with is a subpoena.

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  13. Richard .July 12, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Dreamy how can you possibly resist an offer like that ?

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  14. Easter BunnyJuly 12, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    The part about him dying sounds pretty good.

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  15. dreamy slayerJuly 12, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    i know. i bout wet myself with an offer like that! ~~~do i see another cross-country flight in my future?~~~


    hhmm... NOT!

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  16. Chillen The smiley oneJuly 13, 2009 at 4:26 AM

    Am I the first of the wave to hit here I take it?? I kinda feel special now..

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  17. dawn cJuly 13, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    here they come now

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  18. Easter BunnyJuly 13, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    It's like a fucking George Romero movie!

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  19. Dianna LeeJuly 15, 2009 at 10:55 AM


    LMAO!!!!

    Best. Pic. EVER.

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  20. 聯華 陳July 18, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    RE RE... some may not come so soon. I sink they are to buryed in ther work now... I sink the result from to much mingle in other countrys busness

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  21. 聯華 陳July 18, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    PS... and cents ther is 2 of you and one of me I would personely like to sank the other one of you... ( the one who have a job )... sank you so much :))

    With out your Tax Dollar I would not be abel to enjoy my delishios McDonald Caramel Ice Cream and my french fry while I sit on my lazy Communist ass and play video game and wait for my dismishal date from your wonderful country :))

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  22. Sean BSeptember 12, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I like big frogs!

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