Sunday, July 12, 2009

Internet Dating

pissed fluffy

I just don't get this shit. Unless somebody was living on an ice berg in the Artic, why would they want to look for people to screw on the fucking Internet? I've heard of mother fuckers traveling hundreds of miles to hook up with some jackass they talked to on line, and didn't even know what they fucking looked like.

Dumb asses! You can get any fucking thing you want at Walmart! Just hang around, and if somebody screw worthy looks at you, go up and talk to them. Shit! It ain't that hard people! And if they turn out to be creepy you won't have traveled  a billion miles before you found it out.

If a person is trolling around the net looking for a mate, chances are it's because they are so fucked up and goofy they can't get it on with anybody who knows them. Either that or they got thrown out of Walmart.

crazy

22 comments:

  1. This blog is like a fun house. Things keep jumping out at me.

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  2. speaking of which, when's all the noobz from 360 getting here?

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  3. Chillen just showed up today. I'm sure the rest of the inmates will be transferred soon.

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  4. I love you in a way that makes me ashamed.

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  5. i have met 3 ppl off of the internet. i hate walmart so i don't go there. i had to have some place to go to find somebody to fuck me. i am homely AND goofy.

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  6. Me too! Maybe we should make a baby and name it Jess Burger Jr! Then we can get a divorce and you can try to run me down in the family car! After that we will both die and be together in heaven!

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  7. I got 500 new posts clogging up my in box when those dopes switched their blogs over.

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  8. *Winks* @ Dreamy
    It was only 1700 miles each way ;)
    You got to see a homeless dude sleeping on the sidewalk in Detroit, I got to visit the mountains in Montana.
    Im proud to be one of your 3.

    Your certainly not homely AND goofy.

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  9. Bunnys just feeling hurt cause nobody will fly across the country to bang him.

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  10. thank you richard... i knew you'd come to my defense! LOL... i still have the pic of the homeless dude.

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  11. I get chicks flying across the country all the time, but the only thing they want to bang me with is a subpoena.

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  12. Dreamy how can you possibly resist an offer like that ?

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  13. The part about him dying sounds pretty good.

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  14. i know. i bout wet myself with an offer like that! ~~~do i see another cross-country flight in my future?~~~


    hhmm... NOT!

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  15. Am I the first of the wave to hit here I take it?? I kinda feel special now..

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  16. It's like a fucking George Romero movie!

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  17. RE RE... some may not come so soon. I sink they are to buryed in ther work now... I sink the result from to much mingle in other countrys busness

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  18. PS... and cents ther is 2 of you and one of me I would personely like to sank the other one of you... ( the one who have a job )... sank you so much :))

    With out your Tax Dollar I would not be abel to enjoy my delishios McDonald Caramel Ice Cream and my french fry while I sit on my lazy Communist ass and play video game and wait for my dismishal date from your wonderful country :))

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