Wednesday, November 25, 2009

All Washed up!

I'm into kinky shit as much as the next guy, but I gotta draw the line at golden showers. You wanna empty your bladder go do it in a toilet; my mouth is dirty enough as it is.

Why do I bring this up today? Maybe it has something to do with a hoe named Paula who had no fucking control over her bodily functions. I've heard of fucking the piss out of somebody, but this

chick took it to extremes. Every time she got off she would hose the guy down. Some gratitude there! Anyway, she died today. She starved to death because nobody wanted to pay to get pissed on. There's a moral there somewhere, but I hate morals so I ain't bothering to look for it.


  1. I guess you prefer hot lunches then.

  2. Im a pervert so Ill openly admit my pee fantasy. While masturbating just as Im about to blow Id like a chick to pee on my dick. The thought of that really turns me on.

    Happy Turkey day Bunny!

  3. I'm with you on this. Some broad lets loose on me, and she'll be pissing through her neck.