Today I found this radioactive brain shit my fucking backyard. I don't know what this crap is, but it puts off a pretty funky stench. Anyway, I inhaled some of those vapors while I was trying to shovel the crap into my neighbor's yard and suddenly I could see the fucking future. No shit. I now know everything that is going to happen to everybody. Guess what? Someday you are all going to die! You might all also be amazed to learn the next Batman movie is going to come out in 2012 and a lot of people are going to go see the shit.
Convinced of my power yet? How about this? In 2012 Republicans will still suck. Good, I see You're convinced. Now it's time to start forking over some green so I can tell you all about the pussy you won't be getting and the money you are going to lose. That's right, for just $99.95 I will reveal all! Send me a cash (no checks!!!), or just email me your credit card info. I already know you are going to do it, so this is all just a formality.