Fatty and Pam don't hang out here anymore, so I can say all kinds of horrible shit about them without them stinking up my beautiful comments section with their lameness. For those of you who don't remember, Fatty and Pam were two characters who used to pollute this site after Yahoo360 got flushed. Masquerading as humans, they would post sappy comments in an attempt to lure in innocents for their depraved sex games. The few who remember these fiends might recall that they were madly in love. What you may not know is Fatty and Pam were brother and sister! Even weirder, Fatty was the sister!
For several years they haunted this and other social networks, leaving a trail of ruined lives in their wake, until one day Fatty died while performing weird ritualistic rooster sex with crippled farm boys. Distraught, Pam allowed herself to be violated by a rhino, drowning in a flood of rhino jiz.