Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Fatty and Pam, A Love Story

Fatty and Pam don't hang out here anymore, so I can say all kinds of horrible shit about them without them stinking up my beautiful comments section with their lameness. For those of you who don't remember, Fatty and Pam were two characters who used to pollute this site after Yahoo360 got flushed. Masquerading as humans, they would post sappy comments in an attempt to lure in innocents for their depraved sex games. The few who remember these fiends might recall that they were madly in love. What you may not know is Fatty and Pam were brother and sister! Even weirder, Fatty was the sister!

 For several years they haunted this and other social networks, leaving a trail of ruined lives in their wake, until one day Fatty died while performing weird ritualistic rooster sex with crippled farm boys. Distraught, Pam allowed herself to be violated by a rhino, drowning in a flood of rhino jiz.

If anyone can think of any other dead people I can talk shit about, please let me know. It gets boring hiding in this tub while I wait for this poon stench to wear off.

 

24 comments:

  1. I never heard of them, but I'm glad they're dead.

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  2. They are both on Facebook now. I didn't know they were sister and brother.

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  3. I knew the one called Fatty. He was tasty!

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  4. I remember those two. Horrible,horrible people! By the way, so are you.

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  5. Fatty is friend to El Luko! Now I see what was his sad fate. This is so very sad!

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  6. I wouldn't say "sad." Sure, a lot of drunken sailors and truck drivers are disappionted Fatty is gone, but they'll get over it.

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  7. I like how you abuse people on more than one website at once.

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  8. El Luko thinks maybe this is make believe.

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  9. Who the hell is Pam and why should I give a crap?

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  10. There is no Pam or Fatty. No, even humans cannot be that disturbed.

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  11. I don't believe any of them are "people."

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  12. Bet Moon Moster got quite a few meals out of Fatty.
    I kinda miss the depraved freak, well except all that fag stuff he used to post on my page.
    He`s the only person I HAD to delete a post from, ever. It was some really nasty gay perverted shit.

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  13. Im glad ur here Bunny, Ive been posting ALONE for so long.
    I just cant do that Facebook shit.

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  14. I remember him now. He was the clown who was always posting pictures of shit. What a sick Fuck.

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  15. Facebook does suck pretty bad. I wouldn't even be on there if I couldn't post links to the shit I come up with here. That way I get to pollute two social networks!

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