"Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar." Mickey Spillane
Mickey Spillane! I never met the guy, but I'm sure we would have hit it off. This guy could churn out the yarns! His Mike Hammer novels are great, but my favorite was one called The Long Wait. When ever I wasn't busy greasing the hand rails in the handicapped stall at the truck stop, or pissing in the gold fish tank at Walmart, I would be often perusing one of Mickey's fine tomes. Rest In Peace, pal!
Mickey on IMDB