Man, do I fucking hate mother fuckers from outer space! Fucking cock blockers! It's like the ass holes can smell it when you're ready to score. As soon as you get a chick talked into buying that can of whipped cream, here they come to fuck it all up for you with their retarded death beam bullshit! Jerk offs!
That's when you get all Captain Kirk on their ass.
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Aliens? You need to lay off the hooch, bunny.
ReplyDeleteALIEN I GOT YOUR ALIEN BABY
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ReplyDeleteVery funny, coming from an immortal, permanently pissed off bunny!