Now that Bush is gone, I have to find somebody new to bitch about. Today I decided it should be Kate Winslet.
Why Kate Winslet? BECAUSE SHE FUCKING SUCKS! That chick I boned last thursday had an asshole that could act better, and it was prettier too! Every few years this skank pops out her floppy, lopsided tits, and gets a fucking Oscar. This year, she used her tits to screw over The Dark Knight by flashing them in a Holocaust movie. Those dick heads at the Academy just love those Holocaust films. If they get Nazis molesting young boys, they love them all the more. Never mind that doing a movie about the fucking Holocaust is like making a film where cute little kids and puppies get hit by trucks. Every pretentious hack who is looking for an easy nomination cranks out this shit.
So, Old Floppy was pissed the cool ass movie withthe killer clown and the guy with half his face burned off was taking the glow off her stupid ass disaster romance. She made a Nazi softcore flick, and got the pervo-snobs to give her shitty film the Oscar nomination instead of the movie that deserved it! Fuck her! I'd rather see the Joker do his magic trick with the pencil than look at those scrambled eggs she flings around any fucking day! Fucking cow!