Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The New Face Of Evil!

Now that Bush is gone, I have to find somebody new to bitch about. Today I decided it should be Kate Winslet.

 

 

 

 

Why Kate Winslet? BECAUSE SHE FUCKING SUCKS! That chick I boned last thursday had an asshole that could act better, and it was prettier too! Every few years this skank pops out her floppy, lopsided tits, and gets a fucking Oscar. This year, she used her tits to screw over The Dark Knight by flashing them in a Holocaust movie. Those dick heads at the Academy just love those Holocaust films. If they get Nazis molesting young boys, they love them all the more. Never mind that doing a movie about the fucking Holocaust is like making a film where cute little kids and puppies get hit by trucks. Every pretentious hack who is looking for an easy nomination cranks out this shit.

So, Old Floppy was pissed the cool ass movie with

the killer clown and the guy with half his face burned off was taking the glow off her stupid ass disaster romance. She made a Nazi softcore flick, and got the pervo-snobs to give her shitty film the Oscar nomination instead of the movie that deserved it! Fuck her! I'd rather see the Joker do his magic trick with the pencil than look at those scrambled eggs she flings around any fucking day! Fucking cow!

6 comments:

  1. HMMMMMMM AND TO THINK I WAS PUTTING MY HATE TOWARDS RUSH LIMPDICK

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  2. Kate had an early movie that was pretty good.

    Heavenly Creatures (1994)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110005/

    Based on a true story her and her lesbifriend killed the one chicks mom.
    Cant recall if she showed any titty.


    Speaking of lesbians where the hells Punky? It`s been 6 weeks since shes logged on here.
    I miss her.

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  3. I sent Punky out to find us more girls, but I think she's been keeping them all for herself. Next time I think I'll send Fatty.

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  4. Kate Winslet: No More Nudity!
    2/19/2009

    Kate Winslet, who is nominated for her sixth Academy Award for her performance in The Reader, has been named Best Actress in the the new issue of Time, on newsstands tomorrow.

    On baring it all in The Reader, the 33-year-old British beauty says, “I think I won’t [get naked in a movie] again. I can’t keep getting away with it, and I don’t want to become ‘that actress who always gets her kit off.”

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/19/kate-winslet-best-actress-time-magazine/

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  5. Instead of an Oscar somebody should give this bitch some fucking Nair! That bush is trying to climb up to her tits!

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