Today's Multiply History Lesson: Dianna's "Dad" Is A Fag! It's not something I like to talk about, but back in 
1959 Dianna's dad made a grab for my cock while I was pissing in the urinal in the john at Joe's House Of Muff And Discount Burger Barn. It's true! The guy wanted to jerk me off! The guy looked just like Don Knots, except he was always grinning, and as he reached for my love poll, his pants were down!
years later that he had lived and had somehow managed to scoop up the nut I blew while I was smashing his face in with his shoe. Storing the precious load of Bunny DNA in his ass, he made it outside to the back alley where he paid a hooker for sex and MANAGED TO IMPREGNATE HER WITH MY JIZZ!
That's right, folks! I am Dianna's biological father! I'm still going to bone her though, as soon as she can scrape up that $100. A Bunny has to eat.
DAMN ONLY HUNDRED BUCKS I THOUGHT YOU WAS A HIGH CLASS HOE BUT GUESS WITH TIMES BEING BAD YOU HAD TO ADJUST YOUR PRICES
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ReplyDeleteI had to read this like 5 times before I could stop laughing enough to respond.....OMG! This explains so much! The hair growth, the thumping of my feet when someone scratches behind my ear....my fixation with you.....
I always loved Don Knotts. Shame to find out now that I did not have to. I could have said no!
Now that is a comment! Just don't let Gomer or Andy read that shit. They both thought Barney was all theirs.
ReplyDeleteHe tried that bull shit with me too. I had to shoot off his toes.
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