Thursday, January 29, 2009

Today's News

Today will go down in history as the day Dick Cheney shed his robotic human-like shell and tried to mate with the faces of startled on lookers.

Other than that, not much else happened.

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  1. 3 calls before police get frozen body
    1/29/2009
    DETROIT (AP) — It took three calls to Detroit authorities over two days before they recovered the body of a man frozen in ice in the elevator shaft of a vacant warehouse, a newspaper reported Thursday.
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hhrFzf1ckJ9gmLrqe7uYM60Yj_VAD960V9U00



    But that was yesterday, so yea nothing much happened today.

    In more freezing news, in the past 10 days here in Michigan 8 people have frozen to death. An old man was behind on his electric bill and froze to death in his house.

    A sex homeless sex offender froze to death in a junk yard because he was turned down at the shelters. Under Megan's laws sex offenders cant sleep near a school. And of course all the homeless shelters are run by churches that have some sort of on site school or nursery or some shit. Another homeless dude in my old neighborhood froze to death sleeping in a tent in a small patch of woods behind a strip mall.

    Three or four old people froze in their own yards in separate incidents around the state in rural areas.
    HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!

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  2. I bet the bunny put that elevator guy on ice.

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